The Walking Dead Season 3, Episode 3 "Walk with me" Recap

After last week's episode showed us the fairing of the Ricktatorship in detail, this week's episode of The Walking Dead returns to Michonne and Andrea. Both were more or less only hinted at in the first episode "Seeds" and get a whole episode dedicated to their story. Oh, and the Governor appears, but we'll save that for later. The episode starts with a helicopter crash of some soldiers, and until Michonne and Andrea spot the smoke from the crash site it's not exactly clear whether it's a flashback or not. It's noteworthy that we still don't know what the story behind the two walkers Michonne's carrying on a chain is, nor who exactly she is and why she carries a samurai sword. Seems like many of that is left for later.

Chicks get dangerous when equipped with swords.

Review: X-COM: Enemy Unknown

When you were old enough to play video games back in 1994, you may or may not have played "UFO: Alien Invasion" or "UFO: Enemy Unknown" (depends on where you live, first name was the US release, second one the international one). This game send you into squad-based combat against an alien invasion. Between missions, you expanded your bases, researched technology and produces better weapons to increase your chances in the missions. And oh boy, was that necessary. The game was brutally hard, and if you ever survived it, you really accomplished something. The game spawned a series of sequels, but then the franchise lay dead in the water and survived several remake attempts until about a week ago "X-COM: Enemy Unknown" hit the shelves. So, is it any good you might ask? I will answer the question after the break, but first look at this screenshot from the original UFO game: 

This passed as state-of-the-art graphics back in the day. Look at my work, ye mighty, and despair.

A Flight of Links

- Some design student produced a CDC-kit for the event of a zombie apocalypse.
- A very well thought-out article on the Escapist concerns "The Burden of Lore" and how world building affects later products of a franchise.
- Zero Punctation knows it's about the characters, stupid!
- Blizzard planned a Space Diablo at some point but scrapped it.
- Steven Attewell gives us a brillant analysis of the handships of Eddard Stark and Jon Arryn.
- MovieBob talks about the strange tattoo on the Mandarin's neck depicted in the Iron Man 3 trailer and throws some theories around.
- There's a featurette for Cloud Atlas on Youtube about the different roles the actors had to play. I'm very excited for this movie, since I read the book and want to know how they pulled it off, especially my favorite chapters. Alyssa has a review for the movie, by the way.
- io9 has news about the Maps of Ice and Fire.
- How Germany would vote. Real poll done here by a huge tv station.
- Thought catalogue examines ASOIAF characters for their marital material-ness and tells you who you are based on your favorite character.
- "Overthinking it", a site I hadn't known before and which I linked in the sitebar, has a very nice essay about Martin's repetition of words in "A Dance with Dragons". Also check out this and this and got searching for yourself.
- This must be the weirdest and funniest political ad by a Hollywood celebrity I saw up to date: Joss Whedon endorses Mitt Romney. 

Pic: Dragon Eggs

(Source: the-clash-at-demonhead, via sharing-is-for-communists)

Pic: Gormless face

 

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The magic of "Speed Racer"

A list on io9 praising the movie "Speed Racer" brought some memories back, and I decided to write an article about it. Which you just started about reading. So, let's hook you a bit with a personal story after this dreary introduction. I remember that when I went to the cinema into some movie (I don't remember which), the trailer for "Speed Racer" went over the screen, and it just was a slug-fest of weirdness. The bright colors, the style, the ambience, and you didn't know what it was about after it was over. I had never heard of the franchise before. My then-girlfriend and today's wife didn't like the trailer, and so I forgot about it, although I found it interesting. Then, sometime later - two or three years - I found the DVD for a ridiculoulsy low price, something around four or five Euro. I picked it up and put it on the shelf and only watched it out of boredom about half a year later. I have rewatched it at least three times since. 

They guy is, in all seriousness, called "Speed", surname "Racer".

My stance on various ASOIAF conspiracy theories, Part 4

Thursday is theory day now. 

This is the fourth article of the series. Since there are a lot of theories floating out there and I'm asked often enough what I think of them, I thought I write it down. You can then laugh about me when I am totally proven wrong by "The Winds of Winter" or something like that. Rules are as follows: you put a question about any theory or plot element (really, let's stress "theory" a bit for the sake of interesting questions) either in the comments of any theory post or by mail (stefan_sasse@gmx.de) and I will answer them in an upcoming post. And if you now ask "Stefan, isn't this a shameless rip-off of Sean T. Collin's "Ask me anything"?", I would tell you to shut up, because you are right. 

Prepare for part 4. Spoilers for "A Song of Ice and Fire", obviously. 

Blogging timetable

Just so you know what my rationale for posting what I post when I post is: I made up a timetable for me, sorted thematically, and I intend to keep it. Should a day pass without a post, I have nothing in this category at the moment, or no time. That being out of the way, look at it: 

Monday: 

A Flight of Links. It collects whatever I found interesting, but not worth devoting an entire article to in the course of the week. 

Tuesday: 

Essay. Can be anything. 

Wednesday: 

Essay. Can be anything. 

Thursday: 

A Song if Ice and Fire theories. I will post three theories and my stance on it. Feed me input to direct what I will be talking about. 

Friday: 

Video. If I have any notable videos, I will post them Fridays. 

Saturday: 

Funny pic. 

Sunday: 

Funny pic. 

Now that you know all that, keep checking in and returning to the blog. Just keep in mind that I am GMT+1, so this will affect my blogging times. You can also follow me on Twitter (@StefanSasse), where a bot creates an automated tweet each time I update Nerdstream.

Looking into the mirror, seeing Mad Men

"Mad Men", for those of you who happened to live under a rock for these past years, is a series by AMC depicting the life (or lack thereof) of Don Draper, an advertising agent in 1960 (as of season 1). Working for a small advertisement agency, he encounters challenges in business (i.e. tough campaigns), in relationships (i.e. with his wife) or with himself (trying to find meaning). The series is notorious for having the characters drink and smoke a lot. Plus, the men mistreat their women all the time, forcing them into secondary jobs or into being house-wifes. Now, all that doesn't sound exciting at all if you write it down like this, but the series is compelling, and its ongoing success is the best proof of this. But why is this? Surely it's not just for the manly charme of Jon Hamm in his depiction of Don Draper, bringing back the macho man from long forgotten pasts. 

But if, who could blame them?

A Flight of Links

- MovieBob has some speculation on the upcoming Ant-Man movie and Marvel's route in general.
- Cracked brings you 6 insane stereotypes of movies that need to be stopped, but I'm not sure about all of them. They need to stop bloating adjectives like that, to be sure.
- Middle Earth gender breakdown.  
- MovieBob again, this time with information about the planned Justic League movie and some speculation on it.
- Race for the Iron Throne grants us Eddard III.
- The Vulture has a very well written bio about Elio and Linda. 
- I'd rather go with the Swedish Supreme Court than with Missouri here in depicting whether or not Mangas can constitute child pornography. 
- New research suggests that teenagers get sleep disruption from playing action games before going to bed.
- MovieBob explores the advantages of remaking Star Wars, and it's actually quite interesting.
- Homosexuality leads to ducks taking over the world. Seriously.  
- io9 explains why electing supervillains beats Obama and Romney.
- Sean T. Collins did an interview with the Walking Dead creator. 

Pic: Last Supper

Pic: Bitch King

When Gordon meets Chell

Awesome!

My stance on various ASOIAF conspiracy theories, Part 3

Thursday is theory day now.  

This is the third article of the series. Since there are a lot of theories floating out there and I'm asked often enough what I think of them, I thought I write it down. You can then laugh about me when I am totally proven wrong by "The Winds of Winter" or something like that. Rules are as follows: you put a question about any theory or plot element (really, let's stress "theory" a bit for the sake of interesting questions) either in the comments of any theory post or by mail (stefan_sasse@gmx.de) and I will answer them in an upcoming post. And if you now ask "Stefan, isn't this a shameless rip-off of Sean T. Collin's "Ask me anything"?", I would tell you to shut up, because you are right. 

Prepare for part 3. Spoilers for "A Song of Ice and Fire", obviously. 

Looking past "A Storm of Swords"

Warning: Contains spoilers for "A Song of Ice and Fire" books and HBO episodes. 

By now we know that HBO has decided to split "A Storm of Swords" for the filming of season three and four, since the novel is just too large to cover in ten episodes. Several interesting questions about the future of our favorite "A Song of Ice and Fire" TV adaption arise from this anouncement, especially since it has become clear that the split of "A Storm of Swords" won't arise roughly in the middle of the text, but rather at about two-thirds. The third season will, therefore, clearly incorporate the Red Wedding. I don't want to delve too deep into the question where exactly the split will be, since Winter is Coming does this satisfactory, but rather guess a bit in which direction the series will develop. It should have become sufficiently clear to everybody by now that we can't expect a 1:1 conversion of the books to the small screen, a thing that I continue to argue is good. So, where do the big issues lay?

Why, here, of course.

A travesty of justice

Warning: Contains heavy spoilers for the third season of Battlestar Galactica.

When the second Exodus was over and the people rescued from Cylon occupation on New Caprica, then-president Tom Zarek performed the most idiotic of all moves by Executive Order: he legitimized the founding of a Circle of six men and women to try and judge the most notable collaborators of the occupation era. The Circle, as it was called proofing a sense of sincere sincerity, used evidence - witness reports and some looted documents, mostly - to judge the collaborators in question. They met in secrecy. The trial could have only two outcomes: death warrant or release. Guess which one was more likely. After the verdict was passed, the culprit was beaten up, taken into an airlock and got a chance to have his or her say before being flushed into space. No one was ever to hear of the culprits fate as to prevent civil war, and the Circle had only three days to conclude as many trials as they could. Gee, what could possibly go wrong? 

Around his neck: the Medal of Dumbassery, First Class

A Flight of Links

Monday is link-day, as usual!

- You wouldn't believe this, but Race for the Iron Throne is back for Sansa I.
-  Cracked has a list of the six most mind-blowing and pointless achievements in video games, and believe me, they're mindnumbling pointless.
- Remember UFO:Enemy unknown? The Escapist reviews the remake.
- You won't believe this until you saw it: the Ohio State University Marching Band performs a giant dedication to video games in the halftime of the football game. I can't make out all figures, so if you want to help, comment ahead! Space Invaders, Tetris, Mario, Halo and Pacman are clear, but the rest?
- Apparently, they're doing a new Die Hard movie...with Bruce Willis...yeah...after the total disaster that was part four, this one can only get better.
- The most obvious difference between North and South Korea is, of course, StarCraft, courtesy by the Oatmeal.
- The Escapist interviews the makers behind the remake of Tomb Raider. They talk much about storytelling in video games, which is a big topic of mine, so expect some larger post about this in the future. Watching the trailers, what I find really annoying is the high-pitched moaning whenever she gets hurt, and she gets hurt a lot. But the game really looks interesting. They already have a review of the first demo, and it sounds pretty good.
- Several prominent people made an ad for women reproductive rights, includig Kevin Bacon. Ads like this are a strange sight for me all the time since celebrities don't get involved into politics here like this.
- Alyssa talks about women in "Dredd" and really makes me wanting to see the movie.
- 8 movies made possible by extremely incompetent characters
- One does not simply warg into Hodor, says Butterfly, and rightly so. I linked the site in the sidebar permanently, so check it out!
- Same goes for "Kings have no friends". I'm just starting to read the damn pages this tumblr already has, but this post got my attention for sure. Reading along, I also recommend this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this and FUCK I DID THE WHOLE BLOG IN ONE EVENING. I don`t necessarily agree with all of it, but it's sure worth the read.
- PBS takes on the idea that playing D&D can enhance your success in real life. To drive the point home, a personal story: friend of mine works at Boston Consulting, and when he applied there, he listed playing an especially epic campaign in our P&P in his vita. His interviewer played the same game, and they chatted along nicely about it and the campaign during the interview. Needless to say, he got the job.
- Alyssa talks about the real problem with Pokémon and animal abuse in light of a new PETA campaign.
- Alyssa, again, talks about casting women for action roles that match the physical requirements, citing Katee Sackhoff in BSG as a great example, which I wholeheartidly support.
- Yet again a political ad with celebrities, this time for bipartisanship and not "letting politics divide us", courtesy by Sean Penn and Kid Rock. It gathered some hate at MovieBob`s, but I'm not exactly sure for what. I found it rather entertaining.
- Very useful: 5 weapon myths you probably believe thanks to movies

Pic: H&M Winter Is Coming Edition

Pic: The Hound's car broke down

Oh my god, this is so evil:

Violence, sex and censorship in media

Most countries have censorship to protect their youth in one form or the other. Most likely young adults find their access to some products of the entertaintment industry somewhat limited because age restrictions have been put in effect, preventing them from entering the cinema or buying something controversial. As a rule of thumb, America censores for sex, and Europe censores for violence. You can shoot someone to bloody pieces in the US and still get it at age 13, but let one character say "fuck" at some point, and the game's rated "R" with a warning label (I'm exaggerating). In Europe, it's the other way around. You may swear and hint at sex (or be rather specific about it), but show a drop of blood, and the game is off the shelves (exaggerating again). Now, in Germany, everything is done just a littlebit more thorough. This does not only include fighting wars or controlling speed limits, but also the censorship to protect the youth. Since censorship had something of a bad taste after World War II (the Nazis and all), the government tried not to make any laws and to let the industry sort it out themselves. That worked pretty well, since they founded their own organisations, much like the American Comic Code Authority. The FSK and USK (Voluntary/Independent Self Control, respectively) test games and movies and rate them for audiences, and everyone needs to comply with that. 

For example, this logo tells you that only adults may buy the stuff in question. Comes in red, for better recognition.

My stance on various ASOIAF conspiracy theories, Part 2

Thursday is theory day now.  

This is the second article of the series. Since there are a lot of theories floating out there and I'm asked often enough what I think of them, I thought I write it down. You can then laugh about me when I am totally proven wrong by "The Winds of Winter" or something like that. Rules are as follows: you put a question about any theory or plot element (really, let's stress "theory" a bit for the sake of interesting questions) either in the comments of any theory post or by mail (stefan_sasse@gmx.de) and I will answer them in an upcoming post. And if you now ask "Stefan, isn't this a shameless rip-off of Sean T. Collin's "Ask me anything"?", I would tell you to shut up, because you are right. 

Prepare for part 2. Spoilers for "A Song of Ice and Fire", obviously.

The Boiled Leather Audio Hour #14

Prophet Motive: The Geopolitical Impact of Prophecy 

Can you co-host also be your special guest? We’re about to find out, as Sean interviews me about my essay “Under the Bleeding Star: On the Role of Prophecy in Songs of Ice and Fire.” Before you do anything else, click the link to read it in its entirety at Nerdstream, where it’s been posted as a preview of the forthcoming essay-collection ebook Tower of the Hand: A Flight of Sorrows, featuring contributions from a whole bunch of snazzy TotH and A Podcast of Ice and Fire regulars. 

According to Sean, my essay attacks the issue of prophecy in the books from a novel and rewarding angle. Rather than another attempt at interpretation or an examination of prophecy’s literary or philosophical import, the essay traces prophecy’s direct impact on the story and on the world therein, through the observable deeds of the books’ major players. As I methodically lay out (Sean's words, again) how belief in prophecy has influenced such prominent political leaders as Daenerys Targaryen, Cersei Lannister, Aeron Greyjoy, Stannis Baratheon, and Rhaegar Targaryen, it becomes strikingly clear that without prophecy’s influence, the world would be a very different place. Reading the essay was a “eureka” moment for Sean, and were both excited to explore insights ourselves.

So go, read the essay, listen to our discussion of it, and buy A Flight of Sorrows when it hits Amazon this Saturday! 

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So, I finished Diablo III the other day... Part 2/2

In my first post on the topic of Diablo's storytelling quality, I gave a rough introduction on how the story of Diablo II worked, letting the blank player character chase behind the Dark Wanderer(tm) and his companion Marius, a notorious disciple of the Stockholm Syndrome. In the end Diablo, whose mortal form had been destroyed once already, was beaten again and his spirit form crushed with it, too. Now, would you have seriously anticipated that the story's finished with that? Me neither. I didn't expect the continuation to be so sloppy, though. It starts easily enough, I grant you, with the star falling on Tristram, you arriving in New Tristram and engaging in some meet and greet with various monsters and NPC. The first Act of Diablo III is very neatly built, full of rich details and interesting. You can pick up lore about the monsters you slay, you can find additional quests, and the surroundings support the overall ambience. Gameplay elements like destroyable walls and falling chandeliers are carefully set and fit in. 

Seriously, do you expect someone to live here?

A Flight of Links

Monday is Link-Day, as usual!

- Some guys produced a hilarious short film about the Euro crisis, depicted as a relation breakup, with even more hilarious accents: A Very European Breakup. In case you don't recognize them, in order of appearance: Greece, Germany, Italy, Great Britain.
- I don't know whether to root for this guy. He's incorporating many bad nerd clichees, even going on about "I`m a badass Klingon security guard" (seriously?) and delivering his lines with such an easy aura of arrogance, but on the other hand...well, I don't know. What do you think? Let me know in the comments.
- It's funny, but googleing for the final picture of the Diablo-articles I found this very well founded article that also complains about the story of Diablo III. To my credit, it was hard to find; I had to use "Diablo III story" as keywords.
- There was a flashmob playing "Star Wars" in Cologne, consisting of an entire orchestra.
- Yahtzee talks Black Mesa.
 - Cracked offers four ways that Highschools kill your interest in reading. So true!
- I don't know why so many people have a problem just with the looks and casting of Lone Ranger, I think it looks like decent enough popcorn cinema.
- The upcoming S.H.I.E.L.D. series features many female protagonists, tells Alyssa.
- Sean T. Collins goes over some length about the differen themes that can be found in AFFC and ADWD. Extensive work, take a look!
- If you ever wonder how to convey sex best in television, Alyssa explains you how to do it propely.
- Grantland has an excerpt of an upcoming book about the history of Marvel.
- The Republicans in  Maine attack a Democratic contester for the Senat seat for playing World of Warcraft, claiming it "raises questions" for her maturity. Hillarious side-note: since she's playing an Orc rogue, this is taken as evidence that she's an evil backstabber. It'll be interesting to see whether this posse has any outcome of the election, since it shows us whether or not gaming has changed in the public mind - to the better, that is. 

Awkward worldbuilding in "The Hunger Games"

Warning: Contains spoilers for the movie "The Hunger Games". Obviously.

I never read "The Hunger Games". My wife did. She also devoured "Twilight", which I hate, so when she pushed me to watch the movie adaption, I was semi-enthusiastic, to say the least. After all, I went into the first Twilight-movie with her, and even she admitted it sucked. But the book is great! she never misses to tell me. This might be, I answer. Might be in a sense like it might be that all atoms in a given pebble simultaneously move in the same direction, lifting it up. Might be. So, when the next edition of what seemed to come from the same "girl stuff" direction came up, I expected a similar disaster. Upon watching the trailer, I was very sceptical whether they would be able to make a rather stupid premise halfway believable. I know that "Battle Royale" didn't, and this seemed to be essentially the PG-13 version of it. When I get into these moods about franchises my wife loves, she gives me this look of "I burn your Song of Ice and Fire books", so I know it's time to shut up and at least to pretend to be open-minded toward the franchise, if I can't avoid getting in touch with it. I really was determined to be open-minded, unlike with "Twilight". Perhaps "The Hunger Games" was somewhat decent, who knows. Surprisingly, it turned out it was. I like it better than "Battle Royale", by the way, which omits any attempt of world building just to see school children slaughter each other. "The Hunger Games" at least try. They fall short on multiple occasions, and I want to talk about them here because I should work, and this is the next best thing. 

Could it be a love triangle? That's something I haven't seen before in this kind of movie!

A Flight of Contests

Press release from the Tower of the Hand: 

With a little over two weeks to go until the big day – October 13th, for those who may have forgotten already – we’re happy to announce that Tower of the Hand: A Flight of Sorrows now has its own Facebook page. You can find it here:

https://www.facebook.com/FlightofSorrows 

Even more exciting, however, is what having our own Facebook page means: contests. Lots of them. Every single week for the next several weeks. And the prizes will make any hardcore Song of Ice and Fire fan frisky – or so we hope, at least. We’ll be giving away free copies of the ebook (before the publication date!), the chance to have your own analysis featured prominently at Tower of the Hand, exclusive content literally available nowhere else, and a guest host spot for a future episode of A Podcast of Ice and Fire. And there may be a few more surprises thrown in for good measure, too. Just sayin’.

What’s the first contest? Ten lucky winners will get an exclusive sample of another one of the book’s essays: “You Win or You Sit the Bench: Power Ranking – NFL-style – the Top Contenders in the Game of Thrones,” by fantasy author Douglas Cohen. You’ll get the chance to read it in its entirety and then have your thoughts and reactions posted online for all of the Song of Ice and Fire community to see. Agree with Doug’s picks? Disagree? Think he’s way off for the story’s endgame? The whole world will get the chance to know.

So what do you have to do to win? It’s a very complicated two-step process:
 1. Like Tower of the Hand: A Flight of Sorrows’s Facebook page.
2. Post a comment on the page. Anything you like – “hullo,” “I love A Podcast of Ice and Fire,” “I think your book’s dumb because…” Whatever you want. We just want the chance to get to know you better.

The ten winners will be chosen completely at random. The contest starts now and ends Sunday night at 11:59 pm EST.

My stance on various ASOIAF conspiracy theories, Part 1

This is the first article of a new series. Since there are a lot of theories floating out there and I'm asked often enough what I think of them, I thought I write it down. You can then laugh about me when I am totally proven wrong by "The Winds of Winter" or something like that. Rules are as follows: you put a question about any theory or plot element (really, let's stress "theory" a bit for the sake of interesting questions) either in the comments of any theory post or by mail (stefan_sasse@gmx.de) and I will answer them in an upcoming post. And if you now ask "Stefan, isn't this a shameless rip-off of Sean T. Collin's "Ask me anything"?", I would tell you to shut up, because you are right. 

Prepare for Part 1. Spoilers for "A Song of Ice and Fire", obviously.

Do players own the stuff they find in Diablo III?

Intriguing thoughts.

I have written about a related issue some time ago, but unfortunately in German. For those who never learned one of the most complicated languages in the western hemisphere, here's a quick breakdown: the existence of digital properties will pose some serious questions in the future when the first big company goes bust. Imagine, for example, Facebook defaulting and a Chinese state-controlled hedge fonds bidding to buy all these nice servers full of information. There would be at least some debate about whether to allow the transaction. Imagine Valve declaring bancruptcy and shutting down Steam. Seriously, I paid for these games, and now I can't play them anymore? I demand a buy-out like they did for General Motors! Save Steam so I can play on. Amazon being a goner would at least affect all those who ever purchased ebooks or used the library services, and so on. How much of these digital goods do you actually own? And are you feeling a bit uncomfortable now? There's some stuff for lawyers ahead, to be sure.

So, I finished Diablo III the other day... Part 1/2

In the current case, "the other day" was some months ago, but don't let that keep you from reading on. I anticipated Diablo III for quite some time, although not as much as I waited for Starcraft II. Taking part in the Open Beta, I was sceptical, but then again, it was Blizzard, and they never published anything remotely bad. So, when my copy of Diablo III arrived, I started playing, finished the first run-through quickly in Single Player so I could experience the storyline (not really possible when playing multiplayer since someone always wants to race along) and then quickly paced through the other difficulty levels with friends. When my Barbarian Shagga, Son of Dolf, reached Level 60 and I entered "Inferno"-Difficulty, I finally understood what kind of game Blizzard had made with "Diablo III" and how mistaken I had been.

Look at my works, ye mighty, and despair!

A Flight of Links

- Obviously, Lego can be used for serious stuff too - portraits, in this case. More of it, please!
- The Wertzone reviews Deadwoond Season 1. If you haven't seen it, start today.
- Good news, everyone! The Warp Drive may be possible.  
- If you want to see how visual compositions work in TV, start reading this blog which offers great thougts and a layout giving you eyecancer.
- Really can't wait for Assassin's Creed 3. There is a new preview in The Escapist to keep the Nerdgasm running.
- Interesting question: Should Assassin's Creed 3 get sequels?
- Playing games in coop actually makes players cooperative in later tasks. 
- NBC makes a drama series about Thomas Edison, set in a setting like the Sherlock-Homes movies in which Edison produces gimmicks for the police. Sounds interesting, but I'm sceptical, to be honest.
- There is a webcomic called Homestuck, which you really should check out, and PBS explains you why.
- Pop-Culture-Celebreties engaging in the election can be really fun.
- German state parliament banishes laptops, Pirate party comes in with typewriters in protest. 
- Is Germany's advertising culture racist? 
- Watching Star Wars in the "Machete Order" supposedly makes more sense and the movies better.